Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
The story behind this is we a played Halloween hide an seek in the dark. My brother took so long to be found that people were texting him asking him where he was. All he replied with was “spoop” and “14 inches flaccid”
When we found him he was blogging on tumblr. He got the prize of course.
Guys don’t encourage my brother it only makes him stronger
GUYS SERIOUSLY IF HE SEES THIS HE’LL COME TO MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME A JACKASS GRIN I SWE AA R
WHO TOLD HIM
WHO TOLD HIM
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
i only get stronger the more everyone sees this
“That seems sort of harmless but then it kind of gets a little darker and sort of accuses these young pop artists of being part of this cycle where girls read magazines, feel terrible about themselves ‘cause its says “you should be skinnier, you should be prettier”. They feel terrible, and then these pop stars tell them that they’re perfect and that they’re beautiful and they buy the songs and then the popstar’s on the cover of the magazine so they buy a magazine again and it’s sort of this vicious cycle and I sort of implied he’s working for Satan or whatever.”
I’VE BEEN STARING AT THIS FOR 2 MINUTES AND 44 SECONDS AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING FROM THIS NOW I’M JUST MAD
I’M AT 5:50 AND IT’S STILL COUNTING
THAT’S A GIF RIGHT? IT NEEDS TO RESTART AT SOME POINT AND I WILL BE THERE TO WATCH IT!!! 8:39
MY HOPES WERE ON 10:00 BUT I GUESS IT WAS WRONG OF ME… 11:13
I HAD A PIANO LESSON AND THEN WENT TO THE GYM AND CAME BACK AND IT WAS AT 2:48:07 OMFG
i went to sleep once with this at the top of my dash, and i came back to it at over 8 hours. i had no idea it would keep going
Get ready to lay 50 eggs
describes me perfectly
After gym time…
Not a bad list. There’s a pretty well-rounded set of anime here. Not sure why classics doesn’t include Akira and Ninja Scroll but it’s aight. There’s just so much good anime out there, much that isn’t listed though this list is pretty solid.
I also recommend Darker than Black if you like stunning super power stories, Jellyfish Princess if you like everyday romances, and Grave of the Fireflies if you enjoy having your heart cut out and ground into hamburger right in front of you.
I am just sad that Ronin Warriors wasn’t included on this list. By far it is my number one favourite anime.